Here are some (mostly terrible) technology and science related jokes which you may or may not find amusing.
Why did the tripfriend eat with RAM? ... So that he could take megabytes.
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room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says
"we don't serve superconductors in this bar". The room-temperature
superconductor leaves without any resistance.
The past the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
A woman asks her husband, who is a computer programmer, to go to the store. She tells him, "Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy six."
He goes to the store and comes back with six loaves of bread. She asks him why he bought the six loaves, and he replies, "They had eggs."
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Billy was a chemist's son, but now Billy is no more. Cuz what Billy thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
Why was the math book so sad? ... Because it had a lot of problems.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why would a stick of laptop RAM make a bad light bulb? ...Because it's SO-DIMM!
Why did the computer crash? ... Because it had a bad driver.
What do I have in common with neutrinos? We are both constantly penetrating your mom.
Me and my friends started a band called 999 Megabytes and guess what. We didn't even get a Gig.
Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? ... Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Your mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
I'm partial to a few of the jokes from the robot butler in Fallout 3:
ReplyDeleteTwo atoms were sitting at a bar... one says "I think I just lost an electron." The other asks "are you sure?" To which the first one replies "I'm positive."
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
A neutron walks into a bar and says, "How much for a drink?" The bartender responds, "For you, no charge!"
Others:
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms
Q: Why did the chiken cross the möbius strip ?
A: To get to the same side
What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down it's genes.
There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand hexadecimal and those who don't.
Two bytes are in a bar. One says to the other, "I'm not feeling that well. I think I have a parity error". The other byte responds, "I thought you looked a bit off!"
A man needed a password eight characters long so he picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Give an Indian man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach an Indian man to phish and he'll use your credit card to pay for dinner.
I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.